Top Notch P.O.T (piece of transmission) #2:

from: xIx xINxxLLx: 
I have a lot of ideas for inventions that i secretly think are funny but play off with a straight face when explaining them to people. Most of these ideas involve copyright laws and perfecting things already common in the world - i.e; the all pink Starburst pack of my youth. But something that doesn't fit in that category is an Email Breathalizer. When noting both the time and the tone of your first response to me I thought- 'ah, a man like myself who would benefit from the email breathalizer.'